Why My Pastor Blocked Me On Facebook

I sent him a friend request on Facebook and he

innocently accepted. Two minutes later his

message came in;

*PASTOR: How are you?

*ME: I'm fine Daddy.

*PASTOR: May the building of heavenly favour

collapse on your head.

*ME: (No reply)

*PASTOR: May the thunder of Blessing strike you

and your family.

*ME: (No reply)'

*PASTOR: May God slash you with the axe of long

life.

*ME: (No reply)

*PASTOR: May the Trade centre of happiness

collapse on you and your family.

*ME: (No reply)

* PASTOR: My son are you there?

*ME: Yes Daddy!

* PASTOR: You should be saying Amen to claim the

Blessings.

*ME: Ok, it's my turn to pray for you Sir!

*PASTOR: Alright my son.

*ME: May the over speeding trailer of Blessings jam

and crush you and your family,

*PASTOR: (No reply).

*ME: May the light of God blind your eye that you

may not see the sufferings of this life anymore,

*PASTOR: (No reply)

*ME: May the Boko-haram of joy kidnap you sir!

*PASTOR: (No reply)

*ME: May the death of riches kill you, your family

members and all yours friends and relations,

*PASTOR: (No reply)

*ME: May the annointing from above destroy your

church and kill all your church members excluding

me and my family in Jesus name (Amen)!

*PASTOR: (No reply)

*ME:Ah Ah Daddy are you there? You should be

saying Amen to all these wonderful Prayers.

*PASTOR: May thunder fire you! Idiot....

Abeg keep the laughter going...Ok

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