'Sex Doll' is trending worldwide and the Tweets will leave you in stitches

So last night, news broke that a company, @sexyrealsexdolls, has created a new sex doll to give men optimum satisfaction. The new doll is reportedly sold for $2,289, a little over N800,000 and men on social media are totally excited.

 

The doll has large thighs, breasts, and large buttocks.

 

See all the hilarious tweets below...

If all U do is take take & Take + U bring nothing to the table in your current relation or situationship then U should be afraid of a #SexDoll 🙂

— 🤓 JOEbreaker 📰© (@JoeWMuchiri) January 16, 2018

Only those who have only sex to offer feel threatened by sex dolls. Sex dolls don't make money
sex dolls don't plan vacations
sex dolls don't pray
sex dolls don't cook
sex dolls don't give advise
sex dolls don't motivate
sex dolls don't compliment
don't be a sex doll, be human.

— FAVOUR ONYEOZIRI (@Rouvafe) January 16, 2018

This sex doll issue has shown how pained women can be in the face of competition. Now ladies are now admitting that washing plates and clothes are their jobs. I thought you are wives not maids. Shilow people gbogbo pic.twitter.com/2m3jf534yV

— Zema💤 (@zemababa) January 16, 2018

Don’t think these sex doll tweets is all just jokes.. most of these niggas would actually buy that shit 🤦🏽‍♂️

— King Goldie 👑💪🏽 (@YoungGoldieMBG) January 16, 2018

Y’all don’t want us to approach y’all on the street. Yall don’t want us to DM you. Y’all don’t want us to have a sex doll. What do y’all want us to do?

— IG: TrillestAC 📸 (@TrillestAC) January 16, 2018

When you adjusting the Dicksucking settings on your sex doll but you mistakenly turn it to level 100 and your dick about to cut😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/Y03fV34uCk

— maraDOna🐐 (@OlaTheOG) January 15, 2018

y’all want a sex doll cus she can’t say no? cus she can be built how y’all want her to look? cus she doesn’t burden you with human shit/feelings/needs? y’all got issues. pls get a therapist before a sex doll. sincerely, everyone.

— azemina (@azeminx) January 15, 2018

The sex doll isn't a tailor that would come on Twitter one day to say "Men are scum, THREAD"

— Iseunife The First (@Shawnife_) January 15, 2018

*before sex doll
Olosho : ₦100k for head
Now
How Olosho will be begging when I'm coming out of the sexshop with the latest version

Olosho : Uncle na...
Short time ₦9k... Oya ₦4k..na...Oya ₦2,400😭😭😭
Uncle I'm running promo o...
₦500 for 10days 😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/qi3eWdqngZ

— 👑Crown Prince Lustwig (@Lord_of_Saarl) January 16, 2018

I don't mean to scare you insecure ladies

But technology always gets better very fast

And the #SexDoll will definitely get better, so it's time to upgrade your attitude before you get outdated.

— 👑 Zipporah🇬🇭| Nkem🇳🇬 (@Z_Tetteh) January 15, 2018

I didn’t think this sex doll conversation would last all day, but you guys did it.

Amazing.

— mogwai. (@TheVunderkind) January 15, 2018

I hear the sex doll even moans

Ha

Better than these babes that will be doing hash hashhhhh hasssshhhhh

— Cinderella Man (@Osi_Suave) January 15, 2018

credit: Linda Ikeji's Blog http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2018/1/sex-doll-is-trending-worldwide-and-the-tweets-will-leave-you-in-stitches.html